Why not come and visit "CHASE DA" @ any of our meets "A Warm Welcom Assured" !!

                     

Chase District Association  Formed 1980

We are part of "The Camping and Caravanning Club" and we continue in their vein of being "The Friendly Association."

                                                       

                           A Love Dress

 

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
 
She rang the doorbell and walked in..
 
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
                                                           
'What are you doing?' she asked.
                                                           
'I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law answered.
                                                           
'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
 
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
                                                           
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
 
'My husband loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. It excites him to no end.. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.. He can't get enough of me'..
                                                           
The mother-in-law left.  When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
 
Finally, her husband came home..
 
He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
                                                           
'What are you doing?' he asked.
                                                           
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
                                                           
'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde  female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the  mailbox. She  opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A  little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box  and again,  opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into  the house she went. As  the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out  again,  marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it  closed harder than ever. Puzzled  by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To  which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are  you ready? This is a beauty..)
My  stupid computer keeps saying, 'You have mail'
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 Got a better clean joke for next week e mail it to Dave at davewilkiebem@aol.co.uk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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